Love to Hate, Week 4: Eifert in Your General Direction
Hello Razzball! This is the first in a series of weekly articles written by yours truly that will be looking into each of the week's match-ups and picking out one player I Love and one player that I...
View ArticleFanDuel, Week 4: Green with Envy
What a very interesting week. Big Ben could be out multiple weeks, Latavius Murray had a great game, Ryan Mathews had a great game when DeMarco was out, and Blount-Forced-Trauma was in full effect. And...
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Late Games Live Thread, Week 4
In a match-up that has featured some really good games, both during the regular season and the playoffs, today's game will try it's hardest to destroy those fond memories as a momentum-riddled Packers...
View ArticleCan Romonobyl Happen if Romo Isn’t in the Game?
In what was a interesting-because-it-was-close-but-sorta-kinda-boring-anyways Sunday Night Football game, Dallas once again proved that they are two different teams depending on which half it is. It's...
View ArticleR.I.P. Chiefs Season
Well, I guess someone forgot to remind us that Jamaal Charles bi-annual end-of-season injury was due. Looking to go up 24-3 in the third quarter against the Bears, the Chiefs drove into the red zone,...
View ArticleIn Soviet Indianapolis, Blount Smokes You
Good god, what was that? In what, dare I say, was a pretty good football game for a majority of the time (let's just agree to not include a very morose and slug-paced fourth quarter), the Patriots...
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Bear or Bull: The Return of Jafar
In 2012, safety Donte Whitner said Colin Kaepernick’s nickname was Jafar from Aladdin. Works for me. But Jafar was the villain. And Kaepernick is a hero. He led the 49ers to the Super Bowl in his...
View ArticleThursday Night Football, Week 7: Seahawks vs. 49ers
It's been well documented that the dumpster fire the 49ers transformed themselves into this offseason has been a resounding success and ahead of schedule thus far, six games into the regular season....
View ArticleWhen Were the 49ers Supposed to Show Up?
This was the only game highlight worth showcasing. Seriously. I could have watched Fear Factor re-runs and come away with the same general feelings that I left with at the end of this game. In true...
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Dead’Veon Bell
Notable injuries yesterday: EVERYONE. That's correct my friends and fellow fantasy players, the time has come to huddle together and drown in our collective tears. And when I say tears, I don't just...
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Beyond the Numbers, Week 6: Terrance West Deserves More than Jest
Ahh, it’s that refreshing time of year when the scorching heat is finally dying down, and the weather is turning cold enough to completely forget about the summer. With the middle of the season...
View ArticleHouston Strong
While many of us wondered why we would ever watch a Colts and Texans Oilers (their momma named 'em the Oilers, so I'm going to call 'em the Oilers) Sunday Night Football game, you have to remember...
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 7: Aaron Rodgers the Redeemer
Greetings! Oh how I wonder... will the Elder Gods bless me this week? Will they take the six pounds of Mexican schwag as a gift in place of my usual animal sacrifice, or will they rain piss down upon...
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By The Numbers, Week 7: Quizz Show
Hey there, amigos. Welcome back to another fun-filled edition of By The Numbers. I'll be your personal guide through this maze of numbers and fantasy goodness, so put on your reading glasses (pants)...
View ArticleBeyond the Numbers, Week 7: Jays of Our Lives
I’d like to dedicate this week’s Beyond the Numbers to Week 6’s fantasy darling: Jay Ajayi. His 204 yard explosion versus Pittsburgh goes against every data point you could have on the guy, and gives...
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 9: Denver Runs Wild, Booker It
Greetings! Over these past few weeks I've often wondered: "Have they missed me since I've been gone?" Will my strongest supporters simply move on and attach themselves to any of the other talented...
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I Scream, You Stream, Week 9: Why You Always Lion?
Welcome to the Razzball Streamer series... I am writing this a day later than usual because Game 7 of the World Series had me too stressed yesterday. I’ve been a Cubs fan since a kid, one of my...
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By The Numbers, Week 9: Opportunity Kneels
With a routine throw to first, Kris Bryant effectively ended the 2016 baseball season. By now you know the end result - the Cubs won the World Series. My Grandfather was a life-long fan. He wanted...
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Beyond the Numbers, Week 9: Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Packers
Welcome to another week of fantasy football where everything’s made up, but the points actually matter. Matchups are the name of the game this week, as I’m sure just about everyone is scouring the...
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Working the Wire, Week 10: Up in The Woods
I'm up in the woods, I'm down on my mind I'm building a sill to slow down the time. Bon Iver penned the words and performed it first, then Kanye West went and blewed it all up with a dope remix for...
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