When Were the 49ers Supposed to Show Up?
This was the only game highlight worth showcasing. Seriously. I could have watched Fear Factor re-runs and come away with the same general feelings that I left with at the end of this game. In true...
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Dead’Veon Bell
Notable injuries yesterday: EVERYONE. That's correct my friends and fellow fantasy players, the time has come to huddle together and drown in our collective tears. And when I say tears, I don't just...
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Beyond the Numbers, Week 6: Terrance West Deserves More than Jest
Ahh, it’s that refreshing time of year when the scorching heat is finally dying down, and the weather is turning cold enough to completely forget about the summer. With the middle of the season...
View ArticleHouston Strong
While many of us wondered why we would ever watch a Colts and Texans Oilers (their momma named 'em the Oilers, so I'm going to call 'em the Oilers) Sunday Night Football game, you have to remember...
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 7: Aaron Rodgers the Redeemer
Greetings! Oh how I wonder... will the Elder Gods bless me this week? Will they take the six pounds of Mexican schwag as a gift in place of my usual animal sacrifice, or will they rain piss down upon...
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By The Numbers, Week 7: Quizz Show
Hey there, amigos. Welcome back to another fun-filled edition of By The Numbers. I'll be your personal guide through this maze of numbers and fantasy goodness, so put on your reading glasses (pants)...
View ArticleBeyond the Numbers, Week 7: Jays of Our Lives
I’d like to dedicate this week’s Beyond the Numbers to Week 6’s fantasy darling: Jay Ajayi. His 204 yard explosion versus Pittsburgh goes against every data point you could have on the guy, and gives...
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 9: Denver Runs Wild, Booker It
Greetings! Over these past few weeks I've often wondered: "Have they missed me since I've been gone?" Will my strongest supporters simply move on and attach themselves to any of the other talented...
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I Scream, You Stream, Week 9: Why You Always Lion?
Welcome to the Razzball Streamer series... I am writing this a day later than usual because Game 7 of the World Series had me too stressed yesterday. I’ve been a Cubs fan since a kid, one of my...
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By The Numbers, Week 9: Opportunity Kneels
With a routine throw to first, Kris Bryant effectively ended the 2016 baseball season. By now you know the end result - the Cubs won the World Series. My Grandfather was a life-long fan. He wanted...
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Beyond the Numbers, Week 9: Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Packers
Welcome to another week of fantasy football where everything’s made up, but the points actually matter. Matchups are the name of the game this week, as I’m sure just about everyone is scouring the...
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Working the Wire, Week 10: Up in The Woods
I'm up in the woods, I'm down on my mind I'm building a sill to slow down the time. Bon Iver penned the words and performed it first, then Kanye West went and blewed it all up with a dope remix for...
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Who Are These Guys?, Week 10: Da DuJuan Juan Juan, Da DuJuan Juan
Ladies and gentleman, America has played its Trump card. Just goes to show you just how much this country dislikes Hillary Clinton. They were willing to elect a man with no political experience over...
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Working the Wire, Week 11: The Kaep is Back!
Drew Brees. (23.83 fantasy ppg in RCL scoring on Yahoo) Aaron Rodgers. Tom Brady. Matt Ryan. Ben Roethlisberger. Andrew Luck. Cam Newton. Marcus Mariota. Colin Kaepernick. Dak Prescott. (19.78 fppg)...
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I Scream, You Stream, Week 11: California Love… for Miami
Welcome to the Razzball streamer article! I’m coming to you live from my brand new laptop, and let me tell you, compared to my old lap top, it’s incredible. I feel like I went from a Ford Fiesta to...
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Working the Wire, Week 12: Let the Boyd Watch!
'I can feel it all the way down in my plums.' I bet you did, Ashley Schaffer, but if you're name A.J. Green you felt it a little lower down in your hamstring... Week 11 was highlighted by nothing more...
View ArticleIs Westworld On Yet?
While the Chargers fan in me wanted this Sunday Night Football game to be a lazy Father's Day gift (a tie!), the football fan in me just wanted to do a bit of scouting on Tony Romo's new team next...
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Hit it or Quit It, Week 13: Cruz-ing for a Loss
Well, here we are ladies and gentlemen, convicts and inmates, perverts and peepers, Week 13 of the 2016 Fantasy Football season. This also marks my last article for the year as many of you will be on...
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Working the Wire, Week 13: Gotta Say I Told You So
This could go one of two ways. That smug look on Colbert above is one trajectory: pride. Last week's Working the Waiver, beyond featuring a GIF and link to perhaps the funniest six minutes on the...
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Who Are These Guys?, Week 13: Kneel Before Zod
Being that the kind people at Razzball have given me a soapbox, if you will, to share with you all the thoughts that swim within my head, I thought I'd take advantage of said opportunity to rant. If...
View ArticleTitanic 2: 2 Riverboat, 2 Ron
At some point, we're going to get old. Technically, some of us are already there (children of the 80's unite!). Okay, we're not that old, but age is probably subjective anyways. And before I give...
View ArticleThat White Stuff On the Field Isn’t Snow
“Alexa, what’s the weather like in Buffalo?” “Look outside moron.” The great leader has spoken and global warming has been confirmed a hoax. I mean, with this much cold weather, how can the Earth be...
View ArticleJay’s Week 2 Review: Welcome to the Epoch of Godd Turley
Welcome to another edition of Jay's (hey, that's me!) Review of all things Week 2. Except for Monday Night Football, just as bad as Thursday Night Football, but now without Chris Berman. So slightly...
View ArticleJay’s Week 3 Review: Make the NFL Great Again
The Ravens stats in this loss weren't so bad if you converted them to metric... I've never quite seen politics be so invasive in our everyday lives, and to see it finally hemorrhage into a "football"...
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Waiver Wired, Week 5: Stop! Kaepertime?!
That picture should guarantee at least 200 extra article views by itself! Well, every single player in the NFL got injured in Week 4. At least it feels that way. Now you are forced to sort through the...
View ArticleJay’s Week 5 Review: OBJ the New FML
First they came for David Johnson, and I did not speak out - Because I did not draft him. Then they came for Allen Robinson, and I did not speak out — Because I did not care about the Jaguars. Then...
View ArticleJay’s Week 6 Review: Did Aaron Rodgers Insure His Collarbone with State Farm?
So, the NFL is cancelling the season after Monday Night Football in tribute to Aaron Rodgers, right? His injury is clearly worse than 9-11, if you are to believe the outpouring of melancholy media...
View ArticleJay’s Week 7 Review: Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen
So yeah, I get it, the title is a bit overused in today's parlance with the bizarre yet hypnotizing Adult Swim "horror-comedy-90's sitcom" experience bringing the idiom back into style. Combined with...
View ArticleWaiver Wired, Week 8: Annual Colin Kaepernick Post
Last year I made a Colin Kaepernick prediction pick in my waiver wired column (check it out!) and obviously you saw how that ended up. Well this year there are two teams who are desperate for good QB...
View ArticleAvoiding the next Russell Wilson: 2022 QB Sleeper and Bust Analysis
Every fantasy player is searching for the coming season’s new league-winning quarterback. The guy you pick up in the later rounds who leads you to the promised land. Sure, you could spend an early pick...
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